Robert Roach is forced to admit he IS NOT an Indian on this Official Court Document

In a situation just DRIPPING with irony, Robert Roach goes to Court to accuse me of "lying on the Internet" about the fact that he IS NOT Indian, then lists his Race as "OTHER" instead of "Indian" on the Complaint Form. ec

As you can see, he clearly had the option of choosing "Indian" as his Race, but he could not legally do so.  

Robert Roach NOT Indian
 Robert Roach is not the first Faux Indian to try and get a Judge to stop me from reporting the TRUTH about their Faux Indian scams, but he has got to be the funnest.

His complaint literally reads as "Judge, make her stop looking at me when I play Indian in public!"   He tries to claim I am a PHYSICAL threat to him, when I have never even spoken to him in person....OR attempted to.  I did not even know (or care) where he lived until I got the paperwork.  His address, and other personal details I am STILL excluding are completely irrelevant to his PUBLIC claims to being an Indian when he IS NOT!  
Then there is the simple FACT that everything I post ON the Web came OFF the Web to begin with, usually off the subject's own Website 

Fortunately the judges can read the website themselves and see what is going on, so they throw out the complaints.  

Roach Whines

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To all you fearful Faux Indians out there who claim you live in terror of me sliding down your chimney and doing the Nanny Nanny Boo Boo Dance in your living room...FORGET IT!
 I am a WRITER...not a Dancer  dance
 I am also almost 50 years old and have been publicly exposing mutts like you for DECADES.  If I was going to suddenly go off my nut and slap the snot out of one of you fakers I would have done so longggggggg before now.  
Why on earth would I want to "confront you in person" anyway?  What would that accomplish? You already KNOW you are not Indians!
I write for the benefit of people who DO NOT know you are frauds, NOT to get all Jerry Springer with a bunch of Faux Indian con people.  That is just...well.....EEEWWWWWWWW puke

Your physical persons are quite safe, in fact I would even have to (grudgingly) defend your physical safety if the situation ever arose.
 It is your Faux Indian SCAMS which are threatened by my WORDS and you know it!  So do the Judges
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We contact Tribal Officials directly when checking out someone's public teaching credentials.  It's not difficult.  We fax the Tribe a copy of whatever the person is claiming and ask "Is this true?" Then we post the Tribal contact number so other reporters can do their own verifications. We're not talking rocket surgery here folks
If Roach or anyone else has a problem with the information we receive from a Tribe, they need to TAKE IT UP WITH THAT TRIBAL OFFICE!! 
If there has been some kind of mistake...someone is using an assumed name, etc. ... we will gladly re-contact the Tribal authorities in question.  If there is ever a change in what the official representative of the Treaty Tribe tells us, we will post any corrections RIGHT HERE!

We don't ask to see enrollment cards or paperwork...because we have no idea what we are looking at!  There are approx 500 real Treaty Tribes and they all issue different ID's to their citizens. Considering what can be created on a computer these days, how could any average non Indian possibly tell what's authentic and what isn't without asking the real Indians?   We just want to hear "Yes" or "No"  directly from an official contact within the Federally Recognized Tribe the Public Figure claims to be a member of.
If the person is in fact, an enrolled member of a Recognized Tribe, we will say bold print.... and take down anything else about that individual.  What a member of a Treaty Tribe wants to do with their own culture is between them and their Tribe.  If someone doesn't like what a Tribal member is doing...please go take it up with their Nation, not a bunch of white folks. 
So far, we have not had one single enrolled member of a Federally Recognized Indian Nation object to our verification process.  Quite the opposite in fact.  Those we have contacted appreciate the effort 'cause they are sick and tired of people exploiting their Tribe's name.

  There are TOO MANY FRAUDS running around raping Indian culture not to check out the public claims being made in promotional literature.  If an enrolled Tribal member is teaching or performing publicly under an assumed name, it is on them to let their own Tribe know.  Considering the current "fraud" to "enrolled" ratio, we don't think this is too much to ask of anyone who wishs to trade upon their credentials in the Anglo dominated world of commercialism.  Hopefully more and more event producers will validate a Presenter's claims of Tribal enrollment BEFORE hiring them! 

These are our policies and principles.  If you don't like them, feel free to go create your own website and make up your own rules 


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