Commentary on the Chant of the Boo Hoo
is a conformation of one's Status. Obviously to truly know one's
self, one must face the inevitable. Alas for the Boo Hoo for the
office of this sort is a troubled one. Let us examine the Holy Name:
aside from the most obvious concept that to shout "BOO" to an unsuspecting
chap may move one to a state of startled bewilderment; in Chinese the word
"boo” translates "no". In English, this rhymes with "Know" and as
we may all agree that the synchronized connection is far too obvious to
disclaim. However, if you truly wish to argue the point you are more
that welcome to write your own chant.
This is also a revelation that is connected through the language's mysterious
process of rhyming, a manifestation that may be observed through the holy
ritual of the Sick Puppy. Hoo is then reviled to be "Who".
So then to place the concepts together then one may discover that a Boo
Hoo is indeed an individual that Knows All, although the answer may not
be available at the time.
all Knowing This point has been examined in the description above.
I wish to note here that being all knowing doesn't mean to know all and
doesn't mean that the Boo Hoo understands anything, hence the difference
between knowledge and wisdom.
is the most frequent pass time of the Boo Hoo. It has been said often
that if a Boo Hoo isn't talking, chances are that the Boo Hoo isn't breathing.
This tends to make those that live in the holy presence to develop selected
is a Mystery of the Boo Hoo. In winter a Boo Hoo in good form has
been known to warm entire buildings. Thus: the popularity of attending
classes at universities and the full congregation in churches across the
world in the colder seasons. Also, transversely many schools tend
to close in the summer months due to the excessive heat.
occasion for the intelligent. Indeed, the process of tagging each
and every Boo Hoo is a must to prevent the unsuspecting individual from
placing too much weight of one's world view with out thinking for one's
referred to the Rush of the Boo Hoo. This is highly addictive and
stimulating in large quantities. Highly recommended for all to experience
as much as possible.
is the reaffirmation again. It is the true mark of a Boo Hoo to drive
home a point by repeating one's self, some times to the point of a drone.
has been often said that those who can't do: teach (or become critics).
Complaining is always a Boo Hoo's first choice, but at times it is hard
to tell the difference between the act of Teaching and the act of Complaining.
another mystery of the Boo Hoo. It is not necessary for a Boo Hoo
to understand that which he/she is explaining.
order to be able to explain anything a Boo Hoo does not understand takes
a bit of far fetched logic.
of the basic techniques of the Boo Hoo is if one can not quote a reliable
source, make one up.
is an unfortunate by product of the Holy Babble.
this is some-what monotonous, here we may observe the three stages of Boo
devastating experience for a Boo Hoo. A little knowledge is a dangerous
thing, this can make a person such as a Boo Hoo a vary perilous individual.
a Boo Hoo have self destruct with such an experience as this. Generally,
a Boo Hoo must argue all points when faced with Truth. See:
manifestation of the Boo Hoo. There are some Boo Hoos that can read
by their own countenance, a concept that can not be taken Lightly.
carrying weapons and instruments of torture. There are some Boo Hoos
who have taken to making tours around the country to avoid these
It takes a while for students to figure out that they have been bedazzled
only to find the Boo Hoo gone to the next county. Long Tours and
Short term Memories are the best combination.
has been said that a powerful Boo Hoo can make butter with the aid of such
if you find yourself confronted with a suspected Boo Hoo, check for the
caution sign. If you find one, they are probably harmless.
It is the un-tagged ones that are the most dangerous!
- The Grand Wazoo