From the Holy Babble:
The Chant Sakima

 I am Boo Hoo
 I'm all Knowing
 I am Speaking
 Hot air Blowing
 You are Listening
 My head Growing

 I am Boo Hoo
 I am Teaching
 Explaining all things
 I am Reaching
 Inventing new facts
 Truth is screeching

 I am Boo Hoo
 I am Learning
 Hearing my errors
 My face burning
 Students Returning
 Stomach churning.
   - Sakima the Great Boo Hoo

Channeled while communing with the spirit of John Barley Corn