Is your group's leader a Boo Hoo?
Does your group's leader have a title that
is too large for notepad to open?
Is it printed on their checks?
Do you need a masters degree in linguistics
to pronounce your group leaders name?
Does your group issue membership cards?
Is a picture of your group's leader on
the membership card?
Do you have to stop to take a breath in
the middle of trying to pronounce the name of the group you belong to?
Does your group's leader have a list of
people that you have to hate before you can join their organization?
Does that list change frequently and without
Do you have any household appliance that
you have owned longer then your leader has been Pagan?
Does your group's leader claim to be descended
from an ancient witchcraft tradition which they can tell you nothing about
or they will be killed in their sleep magically?
Has your group leader ever required you
to perform domestic choirs .... in their house?
Are you required to kiss any portion of
your leader's anatomy on a regular basis?
Does your group spend more time arguing
about bylaws then it does reveling in the Spirit?
Does your group's prayer list have a price
Is any part of your group's ritual wear
made of rubber or vinyl?
Does your leader have a case of cool-aid
socked away in the Covenstead pantry?
0 - 5 points: Congratulations, you have avoided many pitfalls by practicing your Faith with a few select individuals or in a small family unit.
5-50 points: Depending on the age of your group leader, he/she might grow out of it.
50-100 points: Unless you are Gardnerian, you might want to double check your leaders motives. If you are Gardnerian, you already know your leaders motives.
100-150 points: Add "Boo Hoo" to your leader's long list of titles.
150-200 points: It's time to check and see if your health insurance covers therapy.
200 points: If you answered yes to all of the above, why did you even take this test? You are obviously doomed to spend this lifetime, and probably a few future ones as well, as someone's patsy. Enjoy your suffering.